A certain Bei: Aren't you embarrassed?! Fooling a beautiful teenager into giving you his first kiss, where's your compassion?!
Little Lunatic pats her chest: Right here.
A certain Bei: Y-y-y-you… Little Liu Huo, don't ever fall for it! This woman doesn't have any good intentions, she's just after your beauty! If you still remain so simple-minded, then sooner or later you'll be completely eaten by her!
Liu Huo: ...
Little Lunatic: Come, little Liu Huo, don't mind her. I'll bring you home and teach you a dual cultivation art.
Liu Huo: Dual cultivation?
A certain Bei: Dear Heavens! Why haven't you struck this fellow dead with lightning yet?!
Little Lunatic: Ehh… The Heavens had already struck me down with lightning once.